Letter I2 Design by Furia

I is for Itsy-bitsy

: Extremely small

“Do these jeans come in any sizes other than itsy-bitsy?” Sherri asked hopefully. “We may have some teenie-weenie left in the back,” the store clerk responded smugly as he looked her up and down. Sherri sighed and left the store without her self-esteem. She loved shopping; the feeling wasn’t always mutual.

© 2018 Furia