Letter P7 Design by Furia

P is for Plonker

: a foolish or inept person

“Almost perfect,” Payton said to his reflection as he whipped a protractor out of his pocket. He carefully set the brim of his hat to a precise 64 degree angle and gave himself a foxy wink. Payton was now ready to grace the club with his jazzy swagger. He was an absolute plonker.

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