B is for Balderdash

: untruthful words

“… and then some barn bully challenges me to a jig off,” Jarvis said as he leant awkwardly upon the water cooler, “so I had to unleash my inner hootenanny and give him what for!” His colleagues rolled their eyes and dispersed back to their cubicles. Jarvis was well known for spinning yarns of balderdash. His actual life was more boring than exercise.