C is for Crinkle

: to rustle with a crackling sound

“Are you going to crinkle that packet for the entire movie?!” Aldous hissed at the boorish old man sitting in front of him. The old man turned around and scrunched up his ruddy face, “Relax junior,” he said with his mouth full of sodium-laced nibbles, “it’s only a sequel.” Aldous still had faith in movies with numbers in the title. He was terribly naive.