G is for Gobbledygook

: unintelligible speech or writing

“… and that’s why 36 different types of screw heads are necessary,” explained the hardware store clerk. Erol stared at him vacantly. He could make out some English words here and there but the majority of it was pure gobbledygook. Erol was out of his depth. He decided it was best to hire a handyman and stick to more coherent subjects like abstract expressionism.