Letter M3 Design by Furia

M is for Mullet

: an inexcusable hairstyle

“I’m thinking we mix things up this time,” Tucker mused as he sat upon a rusty oil drum, “let’s try a frosted perm.” The barber cringed as he began to brush the flowing mane before him. Tucker had to have his hair cut in abandoned switchyards in the dead of night. Only the most degenerate of black-market barbers had the gall to work with mullets.

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