M is for Muffineer

: a small container with a perforated top

“What a splendid muffineer,” Mavis said as she admired the antique salt shaker intently, “I used to have one just like it before the break and enter.” Her neighbour’s eyes widened in panic, and he slowly reached for a fireplace poker. He had coveted that muffineer far too long to give it up now.